"Fire is Catching. And if We Burn, You Will Burn With Us."
Any association with the Mockingjay symbol will result in extreme punishment. So I guess millions of movie goers this week are completely screwed. “Mockingjay: Part 1” CLEANED UP.
"You Ungrateful Ape."
Oscar season is closing in on us all, and the candidates are slowly trickling into the box office. “Foxcatcher” has been marked as Oscar bait for a few weeks now, having nabbed an award at Cannes for Best Director. As useless as speculation is and as little as Awards Shows mean, it’ll probably get a few more nominations in the coming months.
"He's Going to Help a Lot of People."
I want a Baymax. I want one right now. Every time I saw Baymax on that screen, it was a delight, and I squealed with joy and I want one. I will pretend to be sick and then Baymax will comfort me and tell me it’s all going to be okay and I will sit on his belly as he recharges.
BAYMAX. This concludes our Baymax portion of this review. "Are Those Horns?" "Damn Right They're Horns."
You don’t need to read this review. In your heart, you already know if you’re going to see this movie or not.
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