"What the Fuck, Ted? You're Being Really Fucking Insensitive Right Now!" Okay, finally. A contemporary comedy. I’ve dug myself free of the avalanche of period dramas that I’ve been reviewing lately. Time to sit back and laugh.
Wait, this is a comedy about suicide? Oh great.
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"You Must Know, There is No Murder in Paradise." Look, I don’t MEAN to keep reviewing films that are partially set during World War II Europe. It was either this or Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2. And “Child 44” happens to check off a lot of items of my “good story” list
"What do you call that color nail polish?" "That would be clear." So I’m a failure as a woman because I’ve never seen a movie based off a Nicholas Sparks novel until today. Not even “The Notebook”. At times I wondered if I was missing anything. If “The Longest Ride” is anything to go by, I think I’ve been spared the loss of several hours of my life.
"You People Never Give Up, Do You? Not Everything is About the Holocaust." How can a story about a Holocaust survivor fighting for possession of part of her heritage come across as so dull and pointless?
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