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Game #19: Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

6/21/2013

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Happy Summer!

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Those of you who were paying attention at the end of the last review might recall that I was going to make a drinking game for "Memento" next.

Turns out that after the soul-crushing horror that was "Passion of the Christ," not too many people were into that particular idea. And I realize that today is the first day of summer. So for the next four weeks, to celebrate the new season, we'll be taking a look at some of our favorite movies and television shows that have to do with travel and adventure! Because there's no better way to celebrate summer than packing into a car and going wherever the road takes you, whether you're setting out on a quest or just rolling around.

Memento's day will come. And that day will be sweet. But will it be as sweet as a delicious burger from White Castle?

Yeah, probably. Those things are just okay.

"Harold and Kumar Drink at White Castle": The Rules

We're shaking things up at For Your Inebriation this week. First of all, we're drinking spiked milkshakes. 
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Oh, it's like your childhood and your adulthood had a boozy baby.
We experimented with how the rules were set up as well. Instead of three different difficulty levels with three sets of rules, everyone played with one set of rules and added shots to their milkshakes accordingly. 

Easy Mode
1. Drink for Title Drops. Not only the full title, but every time someone says "Harold" "Kumar" or "White Castle".
2. Drink for Daddy Issues. Wasn't expecting it, but surprisingly, they're there.
3. Drink when they drink.
4. Drink whenever someone does something illegal. Weed isn't legal in the state of New Jersey.
5. Drink whenever something takes our heroes off-course.
6. Drink whenever a white guy says something offensive or derogatory.
Play this game drinking a large milkshake with two shots in it.

Medium Mode
All of the above rules apply.
Play this game drinking a large milkshake with three shots in it.

Hard Mode
All of the above rules apply.
Play this game drinking a large milkshake with four shots in it.

STIR WELL.
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Uhh...that's what she said?

The Players

We had a cadre of new players this week for "Harold and Kumar". Say the words "Spiked Milkshakes" and people will come running.

Our onscreen players are Krissy (me), Shirley Whiskas, and Carra Geenen. We talked about what we like to eat when we have the munchies.
Our offscreen players are:
Flux: Will never drink a milkshake again. (Easy)
Some Guy: Still scarred by "Passion of the Christ." (Medium)
Velma Jenkies: He didn't have a clue what was in store for him playing this game (Hard)

This is the stoner comedy that rocked our generation. But does it hold up? Let's find out!

Battling the Milkshakes

We made a mistake with the milkshakes.

The smart way to make drinks for this game would have been to buy the ingredients for milkshakes and effortlessly blend in the alcohol of our choice along with everything else. That way the liquor would have been spread evenly through the creamy goodness, and all would have been well.

What we did INSTEAD was buy pre-made milkshakes at our nearby fast food joint and poured the shots on top of them.

First of all, this was very messy. The milkshakes were thick and filled to the brim, so we either had to drink a bunch right away or empty some of the drink out before adding the shots. Didn't realize that until my first attempt at making my drink resulted in a sticky mess on my tablecloth.

Secondly, we learned that liquor is denser than milkshake. All the shots would sink to the bottom of the drink, so each player would be fine until the drink was mostly gone. Then they'd be left with a syrupy, drunken mess at the bottom of their cup. For easy mode, this is fine. If you are playing on hard mode like Shirley and Velma were, this is unbearable. Neither of them finished their drinks.

"I. Feel. Sick." Flux's statement was met with murmurs of assent after the movie was done. I was the only one to finish my milkshake, and the next morning my stomach felt like it was about to pop. 

So learn from us, friends. Research proper preparation before getting fancy with any kind of alcoholic beverage. Or pay the price. 
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"I want to drink not this." -Shirley Whiskas

Oh Man, 2004...

"Watching this movie is when I realized that my little brother was no longer a child, because he was keeping track of how many pairs of boobs he saw," reminisced Carra. 

Travelling back to 2004 was nostalgic for all of us. We were teenagers when this movie came out, and watching this movie was like peering into the looking glass. You don't realize how much difference a near decade makes until you see reminders of it in film.

For instance, the fare for the toll Harold and Kumar run through on their way to Cherry Hill? Thirty-Five cents. That can't even buy gum today.

Ryan Reynolds is in this film, and this is before he was a big deal. Watching his performance makes me wish he did broad comedy more often. 
Kal Penn's movie career has kind of petered out (although he has taken on a number of television roles in the past couple years). That might have to do with his new job working for PRESIDENT OBAMA.
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Future Associate Director of the White House Office of Public Engagement (whatever that is)
Despite all this weirdness, the movie doesn't feel dated. The jokes aren't tied to any pop culture references that are outside the public consciousness (except for one strange "Dude, Where's My Car" joke at the end of the movie). It's based on these two characters interacting and working towards a common goal. The hero's journey has been mined for comedy many times, but not often so crisply and with such energy. 

I feel like I'm forgetting something, though...something that made this movie really important....
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That was pretty bitchin, but not what I'm talking about.

The Real Reason We're Watching this Movie

This is what most people thought of when they heard the name "Neil Patrick Harris" before 2004.
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THIS is what people think of when they hear "Neil Patrick Harris" today.
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Legen...
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...wait for it...
We went into conniptions when NPH came on the screen. Not only because it followed one of the more "meh" scenes in the movie (I fully acknowledge, that Freakshow scene wasn't written for me), but because we know now, almost ten years later, the full impact this scene made.

Neil Patrick Harris hadn't had a major television or movie spot since his child actor days as little Dougie Howser, and this was the first time he'd gotten major exposure to the general public as an adult. Unless you're a theater performer, and then you're all like "Dude, he's been around. You just haven't been paying attention."

Anyway, this hilariously off-color scene in which he encourages our young heroes to abandon their quest for pussy before stealing their car launched his career into a completely awesome direction. It's not enough to say he was back in the spotlight. He became an ICON, and every time we think to ourselves "Man, NPH might just overstay his welcome soon," he does something so mindblowingly cool that we're reminded exactly why he's so overexposed. The man fucking deserves it. Magic, singing, dancing, TV, parenting...he rocks it all, and he does it with style.

And it was this part, this twenty-line part in a stoner comedy, that propelled him back into our hearts. So thank you, Harold and Kumar. Thank you. We didn't know what we were missing until you gave it to us. 

Fun with Broomsticks

I turned to my left at one point and saw an unusual sight. Velma Jenkies had temporarily abandoned his drink, somehow found my broom in my closet and started playing with it. Just kind of swishing it around, twirling it a little in his hands.

"Velma," I said cautiously, "Watcha doin?"

He looked up, realized what was going on, and said shamefacedly, "I'm sorry. I'm very drunk."

Velma played on hard mode, on his first time at For Your Inebriation, on a VERY difficult game. And he managed to make an outstanding first impression. Let's give him a round of applause, because THAT is how it's done.

What Killed Us

This game was pretty difficult. Not just because we were all using the hardest rules possible, but because the rules themselves were pretty difficult, and all for different reasons.

Firstly, the Title Drops rule held us under its iron grip throughout the movie. "White Castle" being the goal of the journey and "Harold and Kumar" being our protagonists, names get tossed around a lot. And it never lets up. 

Then, there's the "off course" rule, which helped us along periodically during less talky scenes. This journey is by no means a straight line, and each leg takes up at least ten minutes of time. That's at least ten drinks added to your tally when all is said and done. 

Then there's the "breaking the law" rule, which is barely even fair considering the other rules in this game. Even if you don't count pot smoking, Harold and Kumar could get arrested for many other crimes, including destruction of property, refusal to pay at a toll, grand theft auto, assault on a police officer, impersonating medical personnel...the list goes on. 

There's only one scene that doesn't follow any of the rules we set, and it comes about halfway through the movie. 
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You may as well go to the bathroom when this guy shows up, you're not going to get much from him.

The Results

After the movie, we barely knew where we were. We tried to make sense out of everything.
This game was pretty tough, but mostly because of our drink of choice. Harold and Kumar was MADE to have a drinking game based around it, and it's such a joyful experience with or without intoxicants. That being said, there were definitely some other rules we thought of later.

Drink every time you want to pinch John Cho's cheeks.
John Cho is adorbs in this movie. His character arc involves him becoming a man and learning to stand up for himself, and hey, even relax a little bit now and then. Who can't get behind a guy like that? 

Drink for fantasy sequences.
These are mostly also John Cho's fantasies, but there's a bunch of trippy crap going on in Harold and Kumar's heads. Drink whenever the movie lets us in on their breaks from reality.

Drink whenever we run into their neighbors.
There's actually a parallel story going on alongside Harold and Kumar's. Their friends are trying desperately to get to Hot Dog Heaven at the same time they're travelling to White Castle. Drink for the reminder that life is a journey and we all travel along our own roads. 
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Some roads are tastier than others.
Thanks for reading our first entry in our Summer Road Trip series! Next week we'll take a look at a slightly more...shall we say, "off-beat" comedy. 
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Cue Golgol Bordello songs
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For Your Inebriation is written by Krissy Pappau (Hollis Beck). Video footage is taken by Pooh Daddy (Vincent Graham) and edited by Seb (Amy Yourd). All "Harold and Kumar" images are owned by New Line Cinema
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    Base Rules

    1. Thou shalt drink whenever a character on screen drinks

    2. Thou shalt drink when a character speaks of his or her severe Daddy Issues

    3. Thou shalt drink for Title Drops

    4. Thou shalt drink joyously

    5. Thou shalt drink responsibly

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