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Game #44: The Adventures of Pluto Nash

3/1/2014

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To Boldly Go Where Few Have Tread

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This is the "Godfather" of bad movies. Or we've all been told.

Let's set the scene: it's 2002. Eddie Murphy is riding a giant wave of notoriety that he found in the late 80's. A man who gained fame for being subversive, intelligent and often downright batshit, is now a household name. He just voiced a talking donkey in Shrek, and my God, he's proven that talented actors can still make money and make relevant movies with great performances. He worried us a little bit with some of his choices; "The Nutty Professor" and "Doctor Doolittle" aren't exactly high art. But those are just kids' movies, right? You can't expect Eddie Murphy to go all "Raw" in a children's movie. If you do, you're disgusting.

Enter Pluto Nash.

Pluto Nash is not a children's movie. Children's movies, often, are fun. Pluto Nash is a carefully crafted, billion dollar flop that was designed to hit all the right buttons. It followed the film formula to a "t", it got some of the biggest names in Hollywood, it spared no expense with special effects (and for 2002, this movie at least LOOKS fairly decent). But it wasn't good. It was never going to BE good. All Murphy's involvement did was bring its badness to the public eye. Without him, it would have been an easily forgettable B-movie with some "Hey!"-worthy celebrity sightings.

Pluto Nash is the movie Murphy should never have made. But as we sat down to actually watch it, we wondered: is this really the worst flop of all time? Or do we just believe that because it's what we've been told? Does the movie actually SUCK as hard as they say? Could it have been saved? Can things possibly have been any worse?

You may be surprised at what we found.

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Game #38: Looper

11/26/2013

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"Bruce Willis, You Can Fight Anything ...but YOURSELF!"

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Is it just me, or has the action genre been a little weird this past decade or so? Maybe it has to do with the rise of CGI in feature length films, or maybe it's just as simple as a change in the aesthetics movie-goers look for when they see a film, but action lately movies have lacked punch. They feel the need to over explain, to drive exposition into the ground, dragging down the pace of the movie at the same time. Even Transformers, one of the highest grossing action movies ever, is bogged down by tedious dialogue-driven scenes; the movie doesn't get going until it's nearly over. 

It's not that Looper doesn't do this, but that it threads its exposition and "character driven" scenes pretty well together with the guns and blood. It delivers its plot to the audience at breakneck speed, and only gives you just enough downtime to catch up with it...mostly.

I guess what I'm saying is what makes it a successful movie, and makes our drinking game successful as well, is Bruce Willis and Young Bruce Willis (I mean, Joseph Gordon-Levitt). What bogs it down is...everything else. 

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Game #35: The Nightmare Before Christmas

11/3/2013

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"I Feel Like Louise Bourgeois is Orgasming Somewhere."

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Well, it's November. Halloween has come and gone, but the memories and the hangovers still remain. Maybe you stuffed your face with candy, or maybe you drowned your sorrows in liquor. Or maybe you didn't do a thing because Halloween was on a Thursday this year and dammit, you had work in the morning. What, does everyone expect you to forsake your good health for some cheap thrills and a costume contest or two? You're a busy guy.

Not to worry, friend, because that's what holiday weekends are for (or any weekend, really). And there are few better ways to celebrate Halloween than by watching The Nightmare Before Christmas. A beautiful labor of love, this stop-motion classic was beloved by many creepy children who grew up in the 90's. With its catchy songs, its breathtaking animation and its unique take on Halloween AND Christmas, it earns its title as a holiday staple.

Perhaps you don't know what I'm talking about. Maybe you've never seen this movie, but wondered what the fuss was about. If you haven't, it's about time you've begun.

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Game #34: Teen Wolf

10/27/2013

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"It's Literally a Romp Plus Lyncanthropy."

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Happy almost Halloween, everyone! It's that time of year, where people like to indulge in pumpkin spice lattes, apple picking, and watching spooooky movies. So we decided to give you a couple of spoooky drinking games to try on for size.

Or at least that was the idea, but then this 80's classic caught our eye. "Teen Wolf" has received a resurgance in popularity since the television adaptation, which is now in its third season, hit the airwaves. I can't speak for the quality of the TV show; I've never seen it (I know, for shame), but I'm not sure it can top this cult hit. This movie taught us that you should always stay true to yourself, because people will accept you...as long as you're good at organized sports. And if you get turned down constantly by the pretty popular girl, don't worry! Your childhood friend is there as a back-up. And make sure to avoid dangerous stunts unless you have the strength that only the full moon can bring you.

Yeah. This is a weird one. How did it slip past my radar for this long?

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Game #23: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

7/26/2013

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Yes. This is the Good One.

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This movie was made in 1971.

I know, right? We could barely believe it ourselves. It doesn't feel like a 70's movie. I'm sure if you sat down and analyzed it stylistically, you could tie it into the 70's very nicely. The psychadelic style, the pacing, the portrayal of children and family. I believe it. But something about this movie makes it feel much...

"It feels older," said Paul.

"I disagree," countered Shirley, "It feels much more recent than 1970."

The argument continued for a minute or so, when it dawned on me exactly what was happening.

"Guys," I said. "We're watching a timeless movie."

Willy Wonka has survived its era, and continues to be present in young people's minds as a movie worth watching. But what exactly elevates the film from quirky kids movie to family classic? We investigated the movie with plenty of booze in tow, because as Mr. Wonka is quick to remind us, "candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."

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Game #20: Wristcutters: A Love Story

6/29/2013

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"This is the Sweetest Movie about Suicide Ever"

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I thought this was the first indie movie we were making a game for at For Your Inebriation, until the Disco Sheriff pointed out to me that The Passion of the Christ was independently produced. However, in that case, nobody besides Gibson wanted to touch it with a ten-foot pole. This is a little different.

When we think of indie movies now, we don't just think of movies that are independently produced. We think of a style of filmmaking: lower budget, stranger situations, off-beat humor, alternative or punk music playing in the background. The word "Indie" has been reappropriated, and whether that's right or wrong, it's spawned a lot of big-budget imitators who are looking to cash in on trends.

This movie isn't one of those. But it has a distinctive, off-beat flavor to it that makes it both very interesting as a piece of film and very difficult to make a game for. Not to mention it's not even two hours long.

How exactly did we pull this off? In my opinion, with panache.

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Game #14: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

5/17/2013

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"Out of Context, This is Brilliant"

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Some shows you can jump right into with no prior knowledge. "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" is not one of those shows.

Out of all the players for our Buffy test game, only two of us had seen every episode. I anticipated that I would have to explain some stuff as we watched, but I didn't properly realize just how the series builds on itself over time. What starts as a simple monster of the week show becomes a sprawling epic by the end of its seven season run. The main cast goes through several rotations, relationships begin and dissolve, good becomes evil and vice versa. It's a lot to handle, especially for the uninitiated.

So what does making a drinking game for this kind of roller coaster entail? We had our work cut out for us this week.

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Game #13: Game of Thrones

5/10/2013

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Warning: DEFINITELY NSFW

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We here at For Your Inebriation are a bunch of dirty birds, especially when we're living life on the tipsy side. A bunch of the stuff we say while playing through these games is unpublishable. I'd rather take a look at these games with a critical eye than go straight for the sex jokes.

That's all going out the window with this game. This show is famous for its scantily clad women, its power-hungry men, and levels of gore beyond reproach. Some have called it gratuitous. But the show still has garnered high levels of critical acclaim, it is changing the way television is being produced even though it is still in its early stages, AND it has earned the title of the most widely pirated show on television.

Can a show be considered high art and low art at the same time? In any case, Game of Thrones is going strong at season three, and we'll be playing this drinking game for a long, long, LONG time to come.

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Game #6: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince

3/14/2013

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Hogwarts Hijinks!

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When I choose which movie or show to make a game out of for any given week, it's done using a random number generator and a giant master list of media. I was not expecting to get a Harry Potter movie for a long, long time. But hey, I love Harry Potter as much as the next twenty-something, so any excuse to watch the movies is okay by me.

The sixth movie in this landmark series is where the filmmakers finally realized how to do a faithful adaptation of the beloved childrens' books by J.K. Rowling. Before now, they were just flailing. So does alcohol make the viewing experience better or worse?  You know we were excited to find out.

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